Sunday, October 26, 2008

Sanjay Ke Thande Funde

These are some witty lines which has come to my mind during conversations or while driving or reading or playing or surfing or bathing.I have put some of them here and this post will be getting updated.


*I am bad at English but others i know are badder

*Everyone are entitled to their opinion no matter how stupid they are or how stupid it may seem to others.

*When a friend calls you out,just cross check if his/her gf/bf is busy,their vehicle is broken down or there is a shortage of vehicle or there is a need from you then you will understand the depth of your friendship.

*He who owes you nothing will always remain your friend,so that he can owe from you anytime.

*In olden days bus stops provided shelter for many homeless and needy and it still does but now for the college guys.

*Life is a game so everyone plays but with others lives.

*If every girl finds her own guy as it is happening in cities now,social crimes like dowry and abortion rates will go down.

*If there isn't a stop on the growth of the number of mobile phones,Government will introduce tax on them too.

7 comments:

Unknown said...

what would u do if u have a gf, n if she s busy? will you nt go in search of your friends?

enigma said...

@ani,first and foremost i have no gf and if i had one or many they would have the same priority as my friends unless i am trying to teach a friend a lesson if he/she had anytime prioritized their better half than me.
All i ask is respect the person how he/she was being respected and treated before their gf/bf came into their life.
But ultimately i give a damn to all these crap now cos all i understand in this short stint in life is friends are always SELFISH.

Unknown said...

get into an experience of having a gf.. ul know it better..
ul surely prefer gf than frnds..n ofcourse being selfish..
i hav experienced frm my frnds having gf/bf..

Unknown said...

without having a gf u may tel that u give the same priority as friends.. but cant. u will surely differentiate ur frnds n gf..

enigma said...

Lets wait and watch.

Sanjay said...
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Sanjay said...

There is no English word 'badder', so your first sentence is true.

'He who owes you nothing will always remain your friend,so that he can owe from you anytime'

I think I am one of them. Let's see who will owe from whom first.