Sunday, October 26, 2008

Sanjay Ke Thande Funde

These are some witty lines which has come to my mind during conversations or while driving or reading or playing or surfing or bathing.I have put some of them here and this post will be getting updated.


*I am bad at English but others i know are badder

*Everyone are entitled to their opinion no matter how stupid they are or how stupid it may seem to others.

*When a friend calls you out,just cross check if his/her gf/bf is busy,their vehicle is broken down or there is a shortage of vehicle or there is a need from you then you will understand the depth of your friendship.

*He who owes you nothing will always remain your friend,so that he can owe from you anytime.

*In olden days bus stops provided shelter for many homeless and needy and it still does but now for the college guys.

*Life is a game so everyone plays but with others lives.

*If every girl finds her own guy as it is happening in cities now,social crimes like dowry and abortion rates will go down.

*If there isn't a stop on the growth of the number of mobile phones,Government will introduce tax on them too.